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From: dnan

Date: Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 10:27:55 (CST)

i think we need to talk to meg's aunt about getting some sort of spell or potion or concoction to just make all the boys that we like to like us back and all the boys we hate to fall off the face of the planet. we also need to start channeling the energy we spend analyzing/worrying about these boys into some useful endeavors...like shopping or something similar that is so much more important than boys.

or would could just stop having these little things called standards to help out the always-disappointing boys in our lives.

of course, there's always the little game of asking if we, ourselves, are up to snuff in the dating department. ask yourself this: if cloning was safe, easy, and 100% accurate, would you want to date yourself?

yeah. if that doesn't put you in a bad mood i don't know what will. it's called welcome to reality where we are no better than our counterparts. phooey.

mandatory silver lining:

meg and i have regained majority with a whopping 75% single status in the icont.