1.) aeige the fishie is dead.

2.) i waited too long to buy costello tix.

3.) i need a vacation sans family or wedding in a baadd, baaad way.

4.) i miss the sun.

5.) i want korean barbecue.

6.) the new york times online has a ridiculous number of content flaws and faux pas.

7.) even when i attempt to psyche myself up for mondays and try to be optimistic, i fail.

8.) i can't even speak italian or german.

9.) i am going to have to force myself to write a list just like this one except with happy stuff, or i might explode.